wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

(via burgerprincess666)

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me: this show is so fucked up
me: *continues watching*
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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

(Source: xcyst, via mchoboman)

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whitest-white-girl:

davejadetier:

BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES

dick too bomb

(Source: m1rai, via officialfrenchtoast)

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sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

(via justafatgirlinaskinnyworld)

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